Personal Breathalizer

Your Own Personal Breathalizer

December 5, 2007 on 8:16 am | In Personal Breathalizer

Personal breathalyzer, thank god finally!!!!!!!!! Now you can have all the drunken debates you want but when the wife pulls out the personal breathalizer you have to take it. The personal breathalizers are not like a coin operated breathalizer, with a personal breathalizer there is no messing around with your pets to pay! It is yours your own personal breathalizer. It is like the dreams of hundreds of people have come true with the new personal breathalizer. Personal breathalizers are new and innovative and are far more convenient than the old coin operated breathalizer. Coin operated breathalizers are expensive, which will be shown in the next paragraph.

The coin operated breathalizer invented by my uncle, a kind but cheap man, so true, but also never with out law. A lawful man that invented the coin operated breathalizer had himself a personal one which he used at his cabin out in the woods. His personal breathalizer was used by a rock star Harry Cockit and a Kurt Vonnegut wanna’ be Geoff Parsons. They used it to know for sure if they were drunk, and if so how drunk. This personal breathalyzer, Harry Cockit the great bass player said, according to Geoff Parsons the brain looped alcoholic fool that wanted to be a writer but could not even write jingles for soap in the 50’s, would help him in his new incarnation! Even as a writer he made little sense of Geoff, sober or drunk. So the personal breathalizer came in very handy indeed.

The coin operated breathalizer is slowly going to be faded out with the onslaught of new personal breathalizers and this is the only truth the not so great Geoff Parsons prophesied so many years ago.

Funny really that the personal breathalizer took such a long time coming. It seems fitting to think that it is the case that there was something like a personal breathalizer 50 years before they became popular. It is like a drunk saying something that never goes anywhere but some how makes perfect sense. It is like throwing away your soul on soap adds like the great Geoff Parsons if the mid 1900s.

In conclusion, which miss Goldbook taught me in the 12th grade, always conclude an easy essay in an E-saying if you will in this case (hardy har har) personal breathalizers are the way to go and thank god I know now that I am good and drunk thanks to my own personal breathalizer. Personal breathalizers are the way to go. I can not not not say it enough enough enough. Happy little me and my personal breathalizer of love, thank you!!!! Miss Goldbook and all those little treasure you shared with me and my personal breathalizer.

Personal breathalizer’s have evolved in the fifty years since their conspicuous invention. Why wait for police to tell you how drunk you are when you can do so yourself in the comfort of your own home or local bar. What a wonderful tool the personal breathalyzer can be to determine your blood alcohol level if you cant wait the whole time it takes you to reach the station when they hall you downtown for a little test. There’s no way I’m ever going to give mine up, nor should you, and if you don’t have one you should rush right out and buy one!